8 Cheesy Pickup Lines You Gouda Know

Let's be blunt — cheesy pickup lines hardly ever work. You're usually thrown a pity chuckle or giggle, but never a number.

But what's something everyone loves? That lactose indulgence, straight from the grocery store dairy section friend — cheese. From smothering tortilla chips to topping pasta, cheese deserves a spot at almost every meal. It's the lover you just can't quit.

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So if you've struck out with normal cheesy pickup lines, try incorporating — you guessed it — cheese. Because no human can resist a hot block of cheddar.